Friday, February 20, 2015

How Wax Paper can function as a Time Machine.

First, find the biggest roll of wax paper you can. Then unroll in into a neat pile. Then once it's all unrolled, roll it back up onto the roll as neatly as possible.

There. You just stepped into the future about half an hour and you haven't changed a single bit. You haven't grown... you haven't advanced... you haven't learned a thing... and you haven't accomplished squat. Everything has advanced around you, but you are still the same. If you had done something else, you might have learned something or gotten something done. But nope. You've moved through time unaffected by anything. It's like nothing at all happened. Like you were in a time machine or something like that.

Enough of that.

Now, let's review something that WILL make you change and advance your life a little bit. Make it a little better.

I'm talking about shopping rewards. You can earn rewards when you tell your social media friends what you bought and they also buy something from the same store... and additional rewards when their friends buy... and when their friends of friends buy. You'll travel through time with a bit of a smile on your face. Much more fun that un-rolling and rolling back up a roll of wax paper -- (though there is a time management benefit to that as we've covered).

And, if you happen to have a lot of friends who have a lot of friends who have a lot friends, and all of those people love to shop online, well then... you will earn a tidy little sum of rewards for pretty much doing nothing but traveling through time in the normal way. Then you can spend your time redeeming those rewards for great deals at all sorts of stores and get even more enjoyment out of your time. A lot more than un-rolling and rolling a roll of wax paper -- even though there is a benefit to that.

And while we're on benefits, it's important to note that these shopping rewards are accrued by your doing absolutely nothing other than telling friends online what you bought -- with one click at the end of your purchase. So while you do spend time shopping and telling, it really is a great way to spend your time because not only does it produce viral rewards -- which can be quite valuable -- but it produces a mild sense of euphoria as you realize that you are not -- and probably never will be in a time machine, but you will be earning rewards for doing nothing, so in a sense, you could spend time working for these rewards, but you're not, so really in an odd way, it is a little like being in a time machine -- without the wax paper rolling task.

The rewards thing is for real: www.doyoubuddy.com

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