Monday, February 9, 2015

A Poem NOT About Wax Paper

Wax paper can be a little slippery -- and that's a good thing when you need wet things to not stick to it. And that's our wax paper tip for the day!

Do you like poems?? Here is one about our Startup Buddy Buddy Buddy. Visit: www.doyoubuddy.com or just read on and enjoy!! (Buddy Buddy Buddy Limerick coming soon...)


There once was a man with an elaborate plan,
He said to himself, I can, I can.

Unleash this plan to users online,
A new take on rewards -- the first of its kind.

But how to reach many on so short a penny?
He had to be clever, smarter than any.

He dug in his heals and sounded appeals,
To all who would listen to his stories of deals.

Deals that sell shoes, electronics and wheels,
Makeup and clothing and pink glockenspiels.

That shoppers must all sit up and take notice,
Of a new shopping reward with a spectacular bonus.

Shopping rewards to three levels are earned,
For just telling friends of bargains they've learned.

And merchants will see that for them it's the kind,
A pay per sale plan -- a superior find.

Our system sends shoppers referred with incentive,
Three levels of rewards it's fresh and inventive.

It delivers referrals on a pay per sale basis,
For selling online it's a profit oasis.

It's David and Goliath against the great Google,
We're replacing pay per click and sounding the bugle.

Shoppers are rewarded for telling a friend,
Exponential rewards that seem never too end.

The pain point for merchants is paying for clicks,
Our startup adds social and sales to the mix.

Pay per click charges whether they buy or not,
With us a small fee only after they've bought.

It has pay per sale powers that sweeten the sours,
Of pay per click wasting of money and hours.

Pay per click even when conversion fails,
We drive referrals and you pay after the sales.

For merchants it's better than what Google offers,
A bottom line boost that enhances your coffers.

Not just plain clicks from phrases so stale,
It sends you referrals and you pay after the sale.

Our plan is quite pure and with just a boost,
We can topple the Google and be king of the roost.

Our concept is clear as the nose on your face,
It's time for a change in the online Ad space.

So listen oh doubters of something this new,
Pass this deal up and the loser be you.

Shoppers who seek out rewards are many,
We've a better option compared to any.

Redeemable rewards at all participating stores,
Will bring in more shoppers through your digital doors.

So ditch pay per click and all it entails,
Why pay for clicks when you can pay for sales?



Nothing to do with wax paper in any way, but do visit www.doyoubuddy.com today (hey... that rhymes too!)

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